Mike Vergara (mongol214) wrote,
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CINCINNATI (EAP) - A Cincinnati teenager was killed yesterday when her plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven into her chest by her car's airbag which inflated during an accident involving two other vehicles. 17-year-old Darlene Fulps of Cincinnati was apparently holding her Jesus figure close to her chest when she ran through a red light and collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection. "The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus straight through her heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic Jesus, Ms. Fulps would still be alive today." "We're just glad our daughter had Jesus in her heart when she died," said Mr. and Mrs. Fulps. "Air bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it actually took a life, thanks to Jesus."

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