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Things That Make You Go.......... What The Fuck!!??!! [07 Apr 2004|03:49am]
[ mood | dorky ]

Ok, so there are probably 5 or 6 people in Live Journal who list "Chronzon" in their interests. What's even MORE strange is that 4 of them live in Philly (or at least in PA)...... Umm.... I don't know what to make of that. Maybe there's another Chronzon floating around up in my old hometown. But, that just may be a little TOO fuggin creepy, even for me. The world doesn't need 2 Chronzons. That's just TOO much Chronzonian action to go around.

Or maybe they don't know how to spell CHORONZON either.......
Could be..
Just maybe............

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You Can Almost SMELL The Irony!!!!!!! [07 Apr 2004|03:46am]
[ mood | giggly ]


CINCINNATI (EAP) - A Cincinnati teenager was killed yesterday when her plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven into her chest by her car's airbag which inflated during an accident involving two other vehicles. 17-year-old Darlene Fulps of Cincinnati was apparently holding her Jesus figure close to her chest when she ran through a red light and collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection. "The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus straight through her heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic Jesus, Ms. Fulps would still be alive today." "We're just glad our daughter had Jesus in her heart when she died," said Mr. and Mrs. Fulps. "Air bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it actually took a life, thanks to Jesus."


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(Yawwwwwnnnnnnn) That Was A Good Rest [01 Apr 2004|04:23am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Well, it's been, what, 2 years? That was a Fucking long rest. There's just too much to say, and not enough time or space to write it all in one journal entry. I'm just getting over a chest cold. Hopefully I'll be able to go out tomorrow night. Maybe even have a smoke (I'm DYING for a clove). Tim is the greatest bartender that ever lived!!! Bards and other such minstrels will travel the countryside and regale the simple country folk with your legendary tales through song!!! I guarantee it. Ummmm, what else......... God Forbid RULES! Richard Christy is a really fun guy to hang out with. Ummm.... low carb food can be found EVERYWHERE nowadays. And, umm.... go to Wal Mart at 3:30 in the morning, they have a $5 DVD bin FULL of wicked shit. I'll add more random thoughts later. I'm sleepy and high off otc drugs.

Later Kiddies...........

PS: If Spider-Man were more like a spider, wouldn't he shoot webs out of his butt?

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My New Name According To WWW.ThisIsACryForHelp.com [13 May 2002|01:26am]
Michael Vergara from this day forward you
you will also be known as The Aborted Deformed Child
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Stile Said It.............. [12 May 2002|03:15pm]
[ mood | Indecisive ]

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." Jay Stile

www.Stileproject.com hehe................ not for the faint of heart.........

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For Jon................. [13 Apr 2002|02:23pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Here's to you Jon............

Benoboe butt-monkeys walked down Narcoosee to MyOptics to purchase a substandard to detrimental corrective lens apparatus.

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Beware The Tyrant [24 Mar 2002|07:39pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

take free enneagram test
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [09 Feb 2002|07:25pm]
[ mood | frenzied ]

"Hee hee. Neurosis, Carp, Nasum, Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Today Is The Day should all go on tour together. That would be hilarious. I wouldn't miss that show for the life of me. If you don't understand why this is funny, you suck and you shouldn't be alive. Ok, ok, not really. You're probably better off not knowing."

Jonathan Cajigas, that has to be THE greatest touring line-up of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe I would have to FOLLOW that tour in a minivan, and adapt myself to the "grindcore/slopnoise" sub-genre of heavy metal. The comple lack of musical talent, knowledge, and dexterity will probably be the greatest challenge by far. Can you IMAGINE having to regress SOOOOOOOOOOO far in your musical skills!!!!??!!!! The thought is just.... INSANE!!!! Oh, and by the way, you may also need Soilent Green, The Dillenger Escape Plan, Benumb, Brutal Truth, and Mortician on that tour as well.......

(Mike is now puking on the floor)

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Goddammit, I'm Goddamn Fucking Metal, Goddammit!!!!!! [17 Jan 2002|11:45pm]
[ mood | content ]

Ok, so I just took an online test of "Who is your inner heavy/black or death metal rock star?", and here are the results:


#1: Varg Vikernes (Burzum)
#2: Glen Benton (Deicide)
#3: Fenris (Darkthrone)
#4: Demonaz (Immortal)
#5: Dead (Mayhem)
#6: Chris Barnes (Cannibal Corpse/Six Feet Under)
#7: Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue)
#8: Axl Rose
#9: Ozzy Osborne
#10: Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister)

If you're metal,take the test, or I will be forced to KILL you like I killed Euronymous. Hehe. Obscure black metal references are cool............

here is the link :

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Soooooooooooooooooooo Exhausted............... [09 Jan 2002|03:46am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Ok, so for the last 2 weeks or so, I have been feeling COMPLETELY exhausted. Just mentally, and phisically EXHAUSTED!!!! Ugggghhhh... I just wish I had the time to catch up with my sleep. It's really starting to get bad now. I find it hard to concentrate while driving my car. Scary, huh? I don't ever remember feeling so DRAINED in all my life. I'm not sure WHAT I'm gonna do about it, seeing as how actual "sleeping" isnt quite doing the trick. Oh well....... On a side note, Dimmu Borgir's "Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia" CD is DEFINATELY one of my favorite albums of all time!!!!!! If you haven't heard it yet, download the songs "Blessings Upon the Throne of Tyranny" and "Hybrid Stigmata - The Apostasy" and "Puritania". I doubt you'll be disappointed.

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I'm Organized and Regimented, Goddammit!!!! [04 Dec 2001|12:58am]
[ mood | I need a fucking vacation ]

If I was a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.

I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

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HA!!!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE, JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [17 Nov 2001|04:12pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I am 94% Metal-Head.

I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....

Take the Metal-Head Test at Fuali.com!

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Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah...... et cetera.... [06 Nov 2001|01:57pm]
[ mood | bored ]

OMG, I'm SO fucking bored right now. I'm stuck at work until 6pm. Nothin is really going on right now. Max is feelin better, and so is my grandfather (he got hurt at work). And to top it off, there's this fuckin kid named PAUL standing directly over my shoulder right now. He's breathing down my neck like a damn VULTURE. Lalalalalalalalallalalalalalalal. Boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored. ithinkinthissentenceiwillnotuseanyformofcapitalizatioorpunctuationuntill . <-- here. Well, I guess I can go for now. I need a nap anyways. Later.....

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Feelin Kinda Better [31 Oct 2001|01:47am]
[ mood | relieved ]

Well, my doggie is doing ok. The procedure was a success, they removed the stone. It was about the size of a bean, and looked like solidified sea salt with jagged edges. He's still a little groggy, and the sutures are still hurting him (he's still whimpering alot). BUT, he's responding well to his medication, and he FLIPPED when he saw me come home from work today. He's just so FUCKING ADORABLE!!! I'm the only one he trusts now. He thinks everybody else is out to take him to "the vet" (insert ominous music here). When I'm near him, he won't let other people near me. Hehe. What a cool doggie. Ok, well, I'm off for now. Laterz.............

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I Love My Doggie [29 Oct 2001|09:38pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

Kinda sappy for me, I know, but I DO love my doggie. He's a 3yr old purebred dachshund named Max. He's the best friend I've ever had, and he needs to have surgery tomorrow. There's apparently some kind of stone that needs to be removed. Oddly enough, it hasn't been slowing him down lately, thank god. He's still as active and fiesty as ever (as some of you may know) but I'm just nervous about the whole thing. I have been repeatedly reassured that he will be ok, and pull through just fine, but I can't help but feel apprehensive about the procedure. He's just the sweetest little puppy, and anybody who knows him will agree. I know everything will be ok. I'm sure when he feels better, he may want some visitors. New people ROCK!!! Ok, well, I'm off now. Gonna go play whith Max. Later...........

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Again........ [23 Oct 2001|03:26am]
[ mood | depressed ]

Jesusfuckingchrist, I can't EVEN believe I'm falling into the SAME trap AGAIN. Ya know, I've grown extremely tired of my emotions in general. Its either COMPLETELY wrong or WAYYY too over-reactive. Here's the thing: I KNOW I am falling for the completely wrong girl, and I can't do anything about it. I have as many strikes against me as possible. 1: She has me in the bullshit "friend zone". 2: There's SOOOO much emotional baggage that even IF she would get with me, I know I would be getting hurt on a consistant and daily basis. And for some strange reason, I ALWAAYYYYYYYYSSS gravitate towards that kind of situation. Maybe, I like the abuse. I guess. I'm just so sick of it all. Whats worse is that I SEE it coming. I can see the awkward situation coming from a mile away, and it's all I can do but to sit there and feel nauseated in anticipation of the heartbreak. God I'm so tired of this. Look, if by some miracle of God, this journal reaches the eyes of the girl I'm speaking of, I want to take this opportunity to explain something. Yes, I really do think you're special. Yes, I like you alot (way more than I should considering how long I've known you). Yes I've noticed you're not responding to me (THAT has been ringing LOUD and CLEAR). Yes I do belive that things could work out between us. BUT, here's the thing, DO NOT for an instant think that I will fall prey to this game of silence. Don't disappear and ocassionally resurface just to give me the ILLUSION that we're still friends who can be comfortable in eachothers presence. Don't mistake my emotions for weakness. I can, and WILL forget your existance if necessary. Of COURSE I don't want to do that, but I do have SOME pride, and will only put up with this uncertainty and uncomfortable emotions for so long. I'm sorry if I'm coming across as the asshole here, but I'm just trying to protect myself. This isn't the first time I've been in this situation. And with the way things keep going, I don't think this'll be the last. God, I'm just Soooooooooooo tired of being sick and tired. Thats why I seem so jaded. But, I digress, if you ARE reading this, please let me know the deal. I can handle it, just so long as you don't keep me in the dark. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye.........

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Emperor Of All They Survey.......... [12 Oct 2001|01:57am]
[ mood | determined ]

OMFG...... To any people out there who are TRUE lovers of music. Not those who casually observe, or simply "like" music. I'm speaking to those who, live, eat, sleep, and die for music. Those who's music is their life, and flows directly through their blood. There comes a time when you finally realize what "true" music is. Those "in the know" will get this: its like going from Limp Bizkit to Vivaldi. Such is the case with Emperor's albumn: Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk. I suppose I could just go ON and ON about Emperor's superiority, but that would be pointless as it would most likely be redundant rhetoric for the initiated. But, what I can say is this. Music's inherent beauty is NOT found in the number of albums sold, nor is it the attractiveness of its "musicians". Music's beauty is found in its orchestration, dynamics, proficiency, and emotion.

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Methods To a Cleaner, and More Precise Elimination of the Enemy [17 Sep 2001|04:07am]
[ mood | Vengeful and Bloodthirsty ]

If Bin Laden is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard to find, why do I keep seeing video surveilance of how he hides in caves and shit all over the TV????? I don't think the Taliban wants us to know that shit. And if its not them, are WE taking that video? Shit...... just strap a fucking GUN to that camera!!!!!!!!

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OUR day of infamy.......... [11 Sep 2001|11:21pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

The moments that define us. As a people. As a nation. What a blessing to see our country unite for the protection of our rights and freedoms. Yet, a tragedy to see it spawned from the loss of so many thousands of American lives. Mothers... Fathers.... Sisters... Brothers... This loss is, immeasurable.
Can peace, love and understanding NOT find their way to the hearts of all? Is it only human nature to inflict self-destruction? How can this all come to a hault? Where is our wake-up call to peace? How can we ever hope to achieve true tolerance?
God? Is that the answer? Of so may different faiths inhabiting the earth, the question of the form of God is the source of ALL the hatred and intolerance. But, what we ALL must remember is this:
Once the fundamental ideals of "god" are broken down, no matter what your faith is, you are left with only one concept: God is the potential for love and acceptace in the hearts and souls of all people.

Bring rest to our fallen Americans.

Bring swift vengeance to our enemies.

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Industrialized [29 Aug 2001|12:36am]
[ mood | energetic ]

Ok, so I was asked by a friend of mine to burn her a couple of industrial cd's. I had forgotten how fuckin BAD ASS Industrial was. I got all the Ministry related bands and side-projects. Stuff like PTP and Pailhead and Revolting Cocks and Lead into Gold. It's all Ministry in essence, so its all fairly similar, but its fuckin BAD!!!! Comes highly recommended even for the hardcore metal fans (just try to stick to Ministry's Psalm 69 cd though). I'm listening to that right now. ........damn. DEFINATELY stands up to any bad assed straight up metal. No doubt. Oh well, I guess I'll get goin. I'm feeling fuckin JAZZED right now. Later motherfuckers.............

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